After all, I lived in a pandemic-free world for the first 43 years of my existence. Toad (prepares to kill him): HASTA LAVISTA, BABY! Awesome! SMG4 Mario: The heck? This behavior would be excusable if you are actually intoxicated, but that fact that you’re intentionally behaving this way says a lot about you, and I’ve … On Mario's perspective, he sees the cafeteria food hurling towards him. Bob: It's this pipe here man. (easily dodges that attack. (shoots dead a distracted Monty Mole), Mario: Okie dokie! Luigi: You have to join us! (Not wanting to deal with him, especially after McCree collapsed, Meggy slowly slid away sideways. Maybe if i'm drunk. Mario, can you please help us? Gets wife drunk and convinced her to rub herself in front of us. Luigi: AAAA- (He gets chucked into a wall while Mario poisons the cauldron with various objects, including a poisonous mushroom, a Chef Boyardee meal, and a gif of Maxmoefoe) Let's-a-go! Let me in! Tari: Yeah. Drunk 01. ), (It appears that Wario and Waluigi managed to overpower the Engineer guard and escape with the town's money.). Did you scroll all this way to get facts about i'm drunk? anal hardcore. Saiko: What she said... minus everything. drunk threesome. Shroomy: Oh! I don’t think I can wait till tomorrow, because I’m horny and need you to please me.” Now Danny was feeling a movement in his pants, he was getting hard it is not every day that a gorges girl like Kate said that she is hot for you. Was good sex though. Let's go! Bob: (doing a rain dance) Rain dance rain dance rain dance rain dance! 191736. (he rams it up Woody's butt). Hmm. Now it's ruined! ), (Bob just headshots the guard with a well-aimed arrow. I love darts yay! (suddenly hears a noise from one of the buildings) Hmm? COME HERE ill bloody wreck ur prostate and slap you back to italy. She. She gets her controller from her hat. I can barely see! ), (He shot the Goomba dead, screaming as he fell. Mario barely beats Smg4, but it's still a victory. I'm so drunk I can barely see but it helps me get through another day my stomach is full with haggis and hag I'm gone puke in some hey? Hmmm... Mario: Mama mia. (With the bribe accepted, Toadsworth proceeds to return back to his office.). It suddenly went crazy and flung Donkey Kong where he landed super hard on a pipe and basically destroyed his crotch. Drunk Wife Is Horny As Hell. Big Smoke: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! You stupid newcomer! ), (Horrified by his bosses being taken down easily, Meggy proceeded to kick Donkey Kong's groin, causing a natural reaction.). (As the Goomba considered, he was suddenly disarmed by a rock projectile.). (Wario simply threw Toadsworth some money.). (With those words spoken, Wario, Waluigi, and Donkey Kong retreated from the town.). All of it.Highlights include: The Serial Escalation.First, Mario is fighting Toad at the grocery store. (Wario and Waluigi just laughed over that. (One intense walk to battle scene later.). Luigi: We? You'd noticed all the plates of food coming over and wondered how two girls like me and my friend were ever going to finish it all. Animatronic Mario is an animatronic husk that Mario was programmed into alongside the violent Spaghetti.exe executable file. (Suddenly Toad knocks the screaming Boopkins off of Mario's hand), Toad: (showing that a horse cart is ready to bring everyone to the Badlands) C'mon Mario, we're going to the badlands, hurry your ass up, (One intense travel montage later, everyone have reached Bob's home. Mario: ooh... (turns to see a cart) maybe there's some food over there! Screw you! Apparently, Bob is doing some chanting.). The Wild Wahs of the west will get their revenge!!!! I have no desire for money! 7 years ago. I agree, your life sucks 29793 You deserved it 2634. Mario: [No you don't, no you don't!] In one quick motion I pull off the shirt from her eyes and I can see that she's surprised to see me. 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